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Powerpuff Girls and the Boogie~Man

Who loves the PPG? We do and hope you do too. Check out the collectible items we have for sale featuring the Powerpuff Girls!

Shop for PPG

Powdered Toast Man Commercial

From the makers of Ren & Stimpy. Be sure to check out Ren & Stimpy merch for sale!

Shop For Ren & Stimpy

Video

Bevis & Butthead Go Shopping

Hilarious!! Parental Discretion Advised!

gRAP yOUR cORNHOLE tODAY!

Batman vs. Superman

IN PEOPLE'S COURT!!

bATMAN & sUPERMAN cOMICS

Puzzles!

more puzzles!

Warning: Mental Gymnastics Required

The Feline Fortress: Where Your Cat's True Intentions Are Revealed**

The Feline Fortress: Where Your Cat's True Intentions Are Revealed**

puzzle

You must be sharp for this one! I’m talking knife-in-a-drumstick sharp, laser-pointer-at-a-cat sharp, or even “I-just-solved-a-rubik’s-cube-in-under-a-minute” sharp! 🧠✨


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The Feline Fortress: Where Your Cat's True Intentions Are Revealed**

The Feline Fortress: Where Your Cat's True Intentions Are Revealed**

The Feline Fortress: Where Your Cat's True Intentions Are Revealed**

cat bed

Behold, the Universal Hide-a-way Cat Bed: the purr-fectly ingenious creation of a diabolical feline mind. This ingenious abomination is designed to unleash your cat's inner ninja, where they can silently stalk you, plotting the ultimate takeover of your snacks, couch, and eventually, the world.


Universal Hide-a-way cat beds for sale

**Warning: Inverted Thinking Ahead!**

The Feline Fortress: Where Your Cat's True Intentions Are Revealed**

**Warning: Inverted Thinking Ahead!**

puzzle

Do you ever feel like life is backwards? Like you’re supposed to eat your dessert first, but someone forgot to send you the memo? This one is so backwards that even a time traveler would get dizzy trying to figure it out! 


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Science learning

Nerf Glow Play Pet Balls

**Warning: Inverted Thinking Ahead!**

National Geographic Sciencebook

Stock up on healthy foods and snacks at discounted prices. Eating well has never been easier or more affordable.

Check out this book!

It's not crystal clear

Nerf Glow Play Pet Balls

Nerf Glow Play Pet Balls

puzzle

Last week, my friend said something was “crystal clear,” and I’m over here squinting like I’m trying to read the fine print on a pharmaceutical commercial. You know what I’m talking about! Side effects may include confusion, existential dread, and the possibility of you re-evaluating your life choices. 


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Nerf Glow Play Pet Balls

Nerf Glow Play Pet Balls

Nerf Glow Play Pet Balls

Nerf Glow ball play toys for dogs

Take playtime with Fluffy to the next level with Nerf Glow balls!

Play with your pet!

Why did the joke go to therapy? Because it just couldn't stop cracking itself up!

Why did the joke go to therapy? Because it just couldn't stop cracking itself up!

Why did the joke go to therapy? Because it just couldn't stop cracking itself up!

Why did the joke go to therapy? Because it just couldn't stop cracking itself up!

Why did the joke go to therapy? Because it just couldn't stop cracking itself up!

Why did the joke go to therapy? Because it just couldn't stop cracking itself up!

Fun Facts & Stories

I'm reading a book on anti-jokes. It's just 200 pages of, “I don't have a punchline.”

I'm reading a book on anti-jokes. It's just 200 pages of, “I don't have a punchline.”

I'm reading a book on anti-jokes. It's just 200 pages of, “I don't have a punchline.”

I'm reading a book on anti-jokes. It's just 200 pages of, “I don't have a punchline.”

I'm reading a book on anti-jokes. It's just 200 pages of, “I don't have a punchline.”

I'm reading a book on anti-jokes. It's just 200 pages of, “I don't have a punchline.”

jokes!

Doin' It Yourself

Today's Kids and Shopping

Shopaholic's Anonymous

Why did the DIYer refuse to buy a kiss?


Because they wanted to "make it themselves"—but ended up with a "lipstick disaster!" 💋😂

Arts & Crafts

Shopaholic's Anonymous

Today's Kids and Shopping

Shopaholic's Anonymous

Why did the shopaholic bring a ladder to Shopaholics Anonymous?


Because they heard the first step to recovery was to reach for the top shelf… of the clearance section!

Customer Loyalty

Today's Kids and Shopping

Today's Kids and Shopping

Why did the customer stay loyal to the coffee shop? 


Because every time they thought about leaving, they just couldn't espresso how much they loved it!

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Today's Kids and Shopping

Today's Kids and Shopping

Today's Kids and Shopping

Q: Why did the dad get excited when he lost his kid at the candy aisle?


A: Because he found her filming a TikTok with gummy bears—suddenly, he had a new influencer and a potential sponsorship deal on his hands! Who knew shopping at the store could turn into "Shark Tank"?

Pink flamingo pool float
You KNOW you want one!

Bob's giant flamingo

Okay, so there’s this dude named Bob, right? One day, he’s out shopping for nothin’ in particular, but somehow he ends up with a 30-gallon inflatable flamingo pool float. 🦩🌊 I mean, who needs a giant flamingo in their life?!

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Pac Maze

cartoon image of a dog shopping
Jealous Kittys

Puppy's passion for comfort

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! Let me tell you about my buddy, Max the golden retriever. You see, Max is what you might call a high-maintenance dog. He’s the type that won’t chase a stick unless it’s made of organic, fair-trade bamboo. 

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MOST ITEMS SHIP FOR  $3.50 

That is not the charge for same day shipping, that is the total cost of shipping. We figure it would be fair to split the shipping cost. Heavy items (over 5 pounds) will cost more, you will see that cost during check-out.


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Sure! Here’s a light-hearted stand-up routine centered around the idea of cookie banners and online privacy:


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**[Walking on stage, holding a smartphone]**


You know what's insane? It's 2023 and I still don’t know if I want cookies! I mean, I'm still undecided about whether I like chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin. But online? Cookies are everywhere!


Have you guys seen these cookie banners? They pop up like the awkward uncle at a family reunion—just when you’re about to have a good time, here it is yelling, “Hey! We’re using cookies!” I think, “Great, hand me a plate!” But nooooo, they want to talk about tracking me like I’m the last cookie in the jar!


**[Pausing for laughter]**


And then they go on to list all these fancy terms—like “We value your privacy” and “Customization settings.” I’m just looking for a recipe, not a second job reviewing the company’s Terms and Conditions. I need a PhD in linguistics to decipher if I get to keep my data or if I’m selling my soul for a discount on some slippers!


**[Looking perplexed]**


They say, “Accept all cookies,” and I’m like, “Sure, I’ll accept All cookies! But how about we talk about the lengths of my privacy? What are we—friends? Distant relatives?”


And can we talk about that one option “Reject All”? I swear that button should just say, “Good luck living your life without cookies!” You click it and suddenly you’re like the person at a party who brings their own snacks. “Excuse me everyone, I’ll just be over here with my raw broccoli!”


**[Mimicking a party attitude]**


“Oh, did you want to know what I’m up to? Well, I’m just browsing in incognito and contemplating my choices. But no cookies for me! Just clean eating and existential dread!”


**[Laughing along]**


But then you click “Accept All,” and guess what? Suddenly, every ad is for something you googled three months ago. “Oh, you liked that one pair of shoes? HERE, LET ME REMIND YOU. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.” 


It’s like the internet is a needy partner. “Remember when you looked for those shoes? Call me when you're ready to buy!” Calm down, internet. It’s called shopping around! Not a romantic proposal!


**[Acting nonchalant]**


So now I’m stuck! Do I give my cookie consent and get bombarded with ads for things I didn’t want, or do I reject the cookies and live like a hermit? Decisions, decisions! Who knew the biggest dilemma of 2023 would be **digital cookies?**


**[Concluding with a smile]**


But at the end of the day, I guess I’ll take the tracking. At least it’s better than being followed around by my neighbor with those suspiciously homemade cookies! Thanks, folks—remember to check your cookie settings… and maybe just ask for a cookie from your neighbor instead!


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**[Exiting stage with exaggerated hand wave like waving goodbye to cookies]**

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