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If you dare to use any of our content without permission, be prepared for our most fearsome response: a long-winded email filled with legal jargon and poorly drawn stick figure illustrations of what our lawyers might look like while pondering your fate!


So remember, folks: If you borrow our stuff, just know we’ll be watching you... with a very stern look and maybe some popcorn because it might just turn into a movie-worthy drama! 🍿



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Sure! Here’s a light-hearted stand-up routine centered around the idea of cookie banners and online privacy:


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**[Walking on stage, holding a smartphone]**


You know what's insane? It's 2023 and I still don’t know if I want cookies! I mean, I'm still undecided about whether I like chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin. But online? Cookies are everywhere!


Have you guys seen these cookie banners? They pop up like the awkward uncle at a family reunion—just when you’re about to have a good time, here it is yelling, “Hey! We’re using cookies!” I think, “Great, hand me a plate!” But nooooo, they want to talk about tracking me like I’m the last cookie in the jar!


**[Pausing for laughter]**


And then they go on to list all these fancy terms—like “We value your privacy” and “Customization settings.” I’m just looking for a recipe, not a second job reviewing the company’s Terms and Conditions. I need a PhD in linguistics to decipher if I get to keep my data or if I’m selling my soul for a discount on some slippers!


**[Looking perplexed]**


They say, “Accept all cookies,” and I’m like, “Sure, I’ll accept All cookies! But how about we talk about the lengths of my privacy? What are we—friends? Distant relatives?”


And can we talk about that one option “Reject All”? I swear that button should just say, “Good luck living your life without cookies!” You click it and suddenly you’re like the person at a party who brings their own snacks. “Excuse me everyone, I’ll just be over here with my raw broccoli!”


**[Mimicking a party attitude]**


“Oh, did you want to know what I’m up to? Well, I’m just browsing in incognito and contemplating my choices. But no cookies for me! Just clean eating and existential dread!”


**[Laughing along]**


But then you click “Accept All,” and guess what? Suddenly, every ad is for something you googled three months ago. “Oh, you liked that one pair of shoes? HERE, LET ME REMIND YOU. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.” 


It’s like the internet is a needy partner. “Remember when you looked for those shoes? Call me when you're ready to buy!” Calm down, internet. It’s called shopping around! Not a romantic proposal!


**[Acting nonchalant]**


So now I’m stuck! Do I give my cookie consent and get bombarded with ads for things I didn’t want, or do I reject the cookies and live like a hermit? Decisions, decisions! Who knew the biggest dilemma of 2023 would be **digital cookies?**


**[Concluding with a smile]**


But at the end of the day, I guess I’ll take the tracking. At least it’s better than being followed around by my neighbor with those suspiciously homemade cookies! Thanks, folks—remember to check your cookie settings… and maybe just ask for a cookie from your neighbor instead!


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**[Exiting stage with exaggerated hand wave like waving goodbye to cookies]**

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